Bill had a weird day at work today. Not a bad day...a very weird day.It started off this morning with a fight between two customers in the garden center that resulted in one of them leaving with a bloody nose. A fist fight. Between two customers that didn't know each other. Who does that?
And just when my hubs didn't think it could get any weirder, he helped a customer with some lawnmower questions. Irritating questions, according to him, but that really wasn't the weird part. See for yourself...
Weird Customer Guy after asking a lot of irritating questions: "You might wanna step away, I just tooted."
BL: Giving him the "are you serious" look?????
WCG, dead serious: "Yea, I just tooted. You know like Rainman. You might wanna step away."
BL, stepping away: "So, do you have any other questions?"
Um. Wow. Who does that?
Bill has had some pretty weird encounters and experiences at work over the years, but this day takes the cake. Actually, I think the tooter really takes the cake.
Wow. Wow. WOW.
Babe - you deserved that glass of wine and then some. Wow.
5 comments:
holy crap....are you serious a fight and the weird conversation...are you kidding me?
I would have thought he would have needed something stronger like maybe a vodka shot...I'm just sayin'!
Sorry it was an irritating and weird day for BL....that stinks!
I'll drink to that too!
The toot story? Thats just crazy!! Odd, odd people in this world...!!
I am laughing out loud at my computer at 11:00 at night. Now THAT is weird...and it's because of this post. Sometimes even I am speechless!!!
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!! are you kidding me with this?! and the look on bill's face is crystal clear in my mind and that makes me laugh even harder!!!!!!!
girl, pass the wine this way...i think we all need it just for reading about it!
WEIRD for sure!
We got to experience much the same the other night at the gym...
Parents yelling at a v-ball coach, I mean screaming, in his face...5 on 1 at least...then a guy hits the coach. I mean parents are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! I called the police...
My boys...mommy, why are they yelling, me, um, I don't know, but it isn't ok to act like that right...them, no mommy.
Problem, they were in front of the door, so we couldn't just walk three little boys thru the middle of them. Wowsers...
But...no one said "I tooted". That does take the cake!
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